FORUM BANTER

We here at teamscum.com have taken an unconventional approach to marketing our goods and services. Since we are lacking all of the basic resources necessary to compete in todays marketplace, we generally let people know whats going on by posting in forums and sending out emails. This occasionally offends some people and we think that is awesome. Here is a recent response to one of our latest forum posts from Boatertalk.com:

from FlailingProbe, "and while we're at it do you really need to cover every fucking road sign or bathroom near every takout with your stickers?"

Thank you FlailingProbe for your insightful observations, and to answer your question, "Yes, yes we do."

you can view the details of this post at boatertalk.com

disgruntled xmas tree employees, live from ATL

Even the dirtiest scumbags have to occasionally go out and get 'worky' jobs. Here is a second rate video montage from an undisclosed parking lot in ATL, dec 2009.

HAND PRINTED 'HAPPY HOLIDAZE' XMAS CARDS

This year we decided to make up some up gift cards to go along with our Xmas Gift Bundles. We screenprinted 300 4x6 cards on recycled chipboard. Below are a few photos taken during the printing process.


It starts with a 12x6 piece of glitter spraypainted chipboard.



A quick squeegie swipe of black ink.



Voila!




If you would like one of these, just email your address to 3scumbags@teamscum.com and we'll send one your way. We also have a short supply of antFlake stickers, and if you would like a couple of these you'll have to send us a SASE to:

teamscum
172 highlands sq dr #127
hendersonville, nc 28792
usa, planet earth





HAPPY HOLIDAZE